I asked B for a blog topic tonight and he couldn't give me anything. What good is he?
This is a recap of the last 3 days that I worked. Monday I woke up and couldn't find my shoes. Then I couldn't find my work jacket. Next I went into the kitchen and dripped old coffee grounds on the floor all the way to the trash can. Then B tried to make coffee and instead spilled half the scoop on the floor. You win, Monday.
Tuesday morning I went outside to crank my car and locked myself out of the house. You're drunk, Tuesday, go home.
This morning I got up and saw the sun rising on my way to work. Then when I pulled into the parking lot and the Macarena came on.
DING DING DING!
You win, Wednesday!