Conversations

We're never at a loss for conversations here in the B house. Tonight's little gem went something like this:

B: You know, golf can be a really relaxing and calming sport if you don't bring your buddies and a 12 pack along.

W: Really? I've never played before. When have you been golfing alone?

B: Well, I've been far enough behind to be alone. 

Stay tuned, folks!

-W

Picture Day

Picture day is a rough day in the B house. That's usually because we don't know it's picture day and Jack shows up in a spaghetti stained shirt with cereal in his hair and banana on his face. This time I was a mom on top of things. Every 6 months the daycare does pictures and the dates happen to fall on Jacks half birthday. 6 months, 1 year, 18 months.... You get the pattern. I called a month ago and asked when the next day was and that day is now upon us. 

Last night, me and B got in J's room and picked out his picture outfit. Well, mainly B. I was entertaining J on the floor. His shirt is a button up so he even ironed it!!! This was the final product...

Isn't he the cutest?! Here's to a half decent school picture after a year of failed attempts.

-Proud Mama

Bikinis and Smells

You know what I hate about the warm weather? Smells are carried so much easier through the air and Heaven forbid it be a little wet because you'll get the full dining experience from 100 years away. It makes me eat so much more than I should. 

And then I think you know what happens next.

Before I know it, I'm standing in the Old Navy dressing room trying to squeeze myself into the size that I swore I wore last summer and is now too small for my ankles. I then have a silent and private pity party and declare that this is the summer that I will get in shape. This is the year I will not eat my weight  in chips and dip. I will resist the chocolate pie that I love so much.

Ha!! What a lie. We all know I won't do those things. Then.....

BAM!

It's "bikini season" again. More like "seasonal depression". I'm feeling anxious already.

I think I'll go have another piece of lemon cake. 

-Anti-Bikini

Vacay

Enjoy some pictures from our girl's week because I'm too lame to come up with a real title.

"Turn on the flash, Clem!"

We had a great time and laughed entirely too much. Can't wait to do it again.

-W

Date Night

I had a date tonight. Isn't that exciting? But let me bust your bubble for a minute. The date started after I had gotten back from a run so I didn't get to dress up. And I had to cook the food. And prepare the table. But I had the best date ever. 

I even had to clean my date up after he made a mess. 

I also had to pay and tip. 

-W

Welcome Back...

I made it home this afternoon to a very happy B and J. Then this is how B spent his night...

So this is how I spent my night...

Welcome home.

-W

Home

It's bitter sweet. This girl's week has been great and we've had a great time but I'm ready to go home. 

I miss Cat. 

Jk.

I miss Dog too.

I also found out that J came home from daycare today with a scrapped knee. I also found out that B woke up to "Ddddaaaaaaaddddddddddyyyyyyy". He then walked in J's room to find him standing in the crib stark naked and his bed covered in pee. 

Story still developing. 

Do I really want to go home?

-Returning Mom