Phone Died

My phone died yesterday while we were out and about. But this is what we saw

Pictures don't do it justice. 

Meanwhile, back at home, J pinched a little girl's cheeks at daycare yesterday and she then bit him. That'll teach him, right? 

Story still developing.

-W

Ahhhhh

Oh, Vegas. The only place you can start drinking at 8 am and no one judges you. 

Mimosas are acceptable, right?

-Happy

Traveling

You know what I hate about traveling? When you have been waiting in line in the bathroom and when you go in the stall, the toilet is still flushing from the last person. I hate hashtags but #instantvomit. 

B and I were getting ready for breakfast this morning and he said "Are you going to continue to post while you're in Vegas so I can still know all of your thoughts and feelings?" Glad he isn't worried about if I get places safely or if I'm having a good time. Nope. Homeboy just wants to know my feelings on bologna, liquid laundry detergent and David Backham.

-Vegas Bound

Sleep

I was eating some Dove chocolates tonight and the message on the wrapper said "Get good sleep tonight". J is with his grandma tonight. Does that mean I've cheated at my Dove challenge?

-W

Oh Well

I promise, I wrote this last night and it didn't go through.

So I think we've already decided tat I've failed at this whole "post every day" thing. For two nights in a row, this has been my view.

Actually, last night I was watching Golden Girls on the porch. Do you blame me for missing last night? 

Happy Easter!

-W

It Has Started

We've entered a new level of parenting. 

This is what I spent my night doing. Tomorrow is J's first school Easter Egg hunt. I spent the night stuffing Easter Eggs with fruit snacks. I also had to stop by the store and buy strawberries which is what he is bringing for his Easter party.

I kind of dreaded this moment in mommyhood but now that it's upon us, I'm kind of excited. We've got parties, candy and school functions coming our way. 

Bring it on! I've got wine.

-W

April Fool's

I didn't get pranked today and didn't prank anyone. 

But let me tell you the best one I've heard so far. We have about 4 women who are preggo at work and one of the non pregger ones had a preggo one pee on a preggo testing stick. She then took the positive test home to her significant other. 

Hilarious!! 

Can you imagine?! B would freak!

-W