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Friday, July 31, 2015

My Mom

The following is a real life text between my mother and I. 


I'm not sure what I should be worried about the most. The fact that she's planning her own funeral or the fact that she went to a funeral and then decide The Varsity would be a good idea for dinner.

 She's a mess.

-W

Thursday, July 30, 2015

Stay Golden

Today is National Cheesecake Day. It is also National Friendship Day. The Golden Girls were all about friendship and cheesecake. Therefore, today is National Golden Girls Day. 

Now you have a reason to watch hours upon hours of The Golden Girls.

You're welcome.

-W

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Lights

Let's talk lights and please, bear with me, this is my first "How To" post..... ever.

When I was researching lights for the craft room, I chose to buy them from Ikea for 2 reasons. First, Ikea is incredibly affordable. You get great supplies for a decent price. And second, most of their lights usually plug into outlets which is what I have in the ceiling of the craft room. The outlets are wired to a switch outside the room and I really wanted to keep it that way. It is much cheaper and easier to just stick with what I had instead of removing the plugs and figuring out how to hang the lights.

So, this is what I started with.


I was already aware that I was buying a light that was wired the wrong way but after some heavy thinking, I decided to go ahead with it all. I placed a call to my personal Bob the Builder (aka Aunt Charlene who, by the way, looks just like Lily Tomlin) and she convinced me that I could change them to a plug so I could use them in my room.

Off to Home Depot we went. And this is what I found.


Check out that hitchhiker's thumb! Any way, I chose this particular one because it was the cheapest, black, which matches the cord, and it has a grounding pin.

After I got them home, I had to figure out how all of this worked. B has taught me how to hang lights before so it wasn't totally foreign to me.


The hardest part was prying the rubber cap off. A screw driver really comes in help here.

After I got it opened, this is what I saw.


There is no way of knowing which side is positive and which is negative so I just chose which way I wanted it to go.

This is what the light looked like.


The green is my grounding wire and the yellow and green was a wire to help secure the light to the ceiling. Seeing how I wouldn't need this one, I clipped it so it wouldn't be in the way.

Next, I had to feed the wires through the rubber cap. A few times I accidentally skipped this step and had to undo everything.


Next up was screwing them in to the screws.


I'm not sure if this is the wrong logic but because one screw was darker than the other, I decided to match up the black with that one and the white with the lighter one. *Spoiler alert* It worked.

This step is pretty simple. Make sure you wrap your cords around the screws and then screw them in. I tried to make sure the wire filaments were traveling in the same direction that the screw would be moving.

Next is putting it back together.


Ta da!! Finished.

To sum it up.

Before.


This was a way before picture but I think you understand.

And after.


My statement piece. Oh and the room is definitely not this tidy at the moment. I was hoping J would use it as a play area with his toys but I find that I'm organizing things and then undoing everything because he wants to play with paint, draw with chalk on the floor or stick pipe cleaners up his nose. So much for that idea.

On to the next project.

-W

Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Sunday, July 26, 2015

Beaches

I'm looking to take one more beach vacation this summer. I have a few rules.

1.) I need a shark free beach. That'd be great, thanks.

2.) Cute downtown/historic area. Some place where I can buy local honey or weird art. 

3.) Less than 6 hours away.

4.) Safe for riding a bike with Chariot. I don't need to feel like I'm riding a bike on I-85. 

Any suggestions? 

I promise, more decent posts are coming your way and I'm also working on my first tutorial post. By the end of this week, you'll be able to rewire a light. Hold on to your panties, ladies, things are going to get crazy.

-W

Saturday, July 25, 2015

Video Part Two

Seeing how I never received any funny videos a few posts ago, I'm supplying the latest that I've found in the hopes that I will find some video candy in my inbox tomorrow.

-Bored

Friday, July 24, 2015

My Heart

This kid has my heart.


And my anti-morning attitude. Oh well.

-W